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68Amazing Great One Liners And Funny Sayings
When a man is out of sight, it is not too long before he is out of mind.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step. funny One Liners 4
By many a happy accident.
I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more.
The achievements which society rewards are won at the cost of diminution of personality
A good actor must never be in love with anyone but himself.
Nothing happens until something moves.
One learns to itch where one can scratch.
The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.
Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.
A fop sometimes gives important advice.
No one wants advice -- only corroboration.
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.
Good men prefer to be accountable. One Liners
Zeal without knowledge is the sister of folly.
It's not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
Never wrestle with a strong man nor bring a rich man to court.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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In those days he was wiser than he is now he used frequently to take my advice.
Most people are alive in an earlier time, but you must be alive in our own time.
Temperance is a bridle of gold.
QuotesAnd you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free. .
The highest qualities of character… must be earned.
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office.
The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it, not having it, to confess your ignorance.
Wisdom begins in wonder. funny One Liners
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
People Inspirational Proverbs And Meaningful Phrase
Old age needs so little but needs that little so much.
We are not limited by our old ages; we are liberate by it.
Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it. -Chinese proverb.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. -Bernard Baruch.
You can get assent to almost any proposition so long as you are not going to do anything about it.
The uncommitted life isn't worth living.
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Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible. ~Author : William Sloane Coffin cool Famous Quotes The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. ~Author :...
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Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company 600,000. No, I replied, I just spent 600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his...
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As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.
At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
Bad news drives good news out of the media.
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upward from the floor.







Mary 22 months ago
It's overly obvious these were all copy and pasted?