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Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family! funny cool quotes by The Master
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. cool funny quotes about Parenting
Star light, star bright, where the freak is Mr. right? cool sayings on Battle of the sexes
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. cute girly quotes for aim profile by Mark Flavio
Don't laugh it's paid for. cool quote about Cool Quotes
I Wonder How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges sweet sayings by Cool Pickup
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot! cute saying about cute girly quotes for aim profile
Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before. sweet quotations about Thinking
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. cool sayings on Religion
Life
is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by the moments that
take our breath away. cute girly quotes for aim profile by Mr Q
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. cool quote about Pickup Lines
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.~Henry Adams sweet quotations about School
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. cool sayings on Cool Sayings
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.~Oscar Wilde cute sister quotes by Funny Girl
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate cool quote about Cool Quotes
High beams were made to piss people off! sweet sayings by Cool Pickup
We can never see ourselves as others see us. Even the mirror shows us in reverse. cute saying about cute sister quotes
FLORIDA:
If you don't like the way we vote then take I-95 and visit one of the
other 56 states. sweet quotations about Cute Quotes
If some
unemployed punk in New Jersey can get a cassette to make love to Ella
McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack
look like Sanka. cool sayings on Social Commentary
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I don’t see what all the fuss is about, if those dolphins were so smart, they wouldn’t hang out with tuna. myspace cute sayings by Wonderman Think twice before you speak, especially if...
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An Australian relief effort is knitting sweaters to protect the feathers of penguins who are being affected by an oil spill. The sweaters are being refused by many penguins who’d rather die...
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Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible. ~Author : William Sloane Coffin cool Famous Quotes The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. ~Author :...
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lookin like a fool wit ur pants on da ground
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Thanks.. I enjoyed the quotes and they are really very funny... Here are some 60 funny quotes, may be you can add some of them to your list:
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nice quotes i like
Bad spellers of the world Untie! cool quote about School
The world is coming to an end. Please log off. sweet sayings by Cool Pickup
Entropy Isn’t What It Used To Be cute saying about funny gangsta quotes
How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Shaggy were always on the same team? Doesn't seem quite right now that you think about it, does it? sweet quotations about Question
Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS cool sayings on Cool Quotes
You should be someone's wife. funny gangsta quotes by Cool Pickup
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. cool quote about Pickup Lines
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? sweet sayings by Romantica
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can. All of them make me laugh.~W.H. Auden cute saying about funny gangsta quotes
"Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate" this one is really funny quote :)
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