VERY ridiculous one liners

 I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back. sweet ridiculous sayings by Cute Guy

 Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. cute saying about short cool sayings

 Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, And so am I! sweet quotations ridiculous  One liners

 Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out. cool sayings on Cool Quotes

 He said he was dying of fast women, slow horses, crooked cards and straight whisky. short cool sayings by Wonderman

 Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist cool quote about Pickup Lines

 Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. sweet sayings by Parents

 WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO! cute saying about short cool sayings

 Time is the best teacher sweet quotations about unfortunately it kills all its students.

 All men are idiots, and I married their king. cool sayings on Cool Quotes

 Chemistry Professors Never Die, They Just Smell That Way! short cool sayings by Cool Pickup

 It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees. cool quote about Thinking

 Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh. cool sayings on Cute ridiculous Quotes

 47.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. good msn sayings by Wonderman

 Them: What's that? You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine. cool quote about Pickup Lines

 House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days. sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. cute saying about good msn sayings

 Belgium is the only country in the whole world where McDonald's is consistently losing money. sweet quotations about World

 You know you're a parent when your child's diaperbag doubles as your purse. cool sayings on Parenting

 Those nicotine patches seem to work really well, but I heard it's kinda hard to keep em' lit. good msn sayings by Wonderman

 I've been in Take That and the Spice Girls... Well, not all of them. (Robbie Williams) cool quote about Funny

 Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.~Napoleon Bonaparte sweet sayings by Funny Man