Funny Work Quotes - Sayings About Working

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God gave us two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose. ~Author Unknown

Doors don't slam open. ~John M. Shanahan, The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less)

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. ~Gloria Pitzer

Many people think they want things, but they don't really have the strength, the discipline. They are weak. I believe that you get what you want if you want it badly enough. ~Sophia Loren

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Mark 18 months ago

Ha, great list of quotes here!

Hemingway  10 months ago

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life.

~Author : Arthur Ashe Nice Quotes

Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice-cold and in this world you must keep your feet warm.

~Author : Denis Diderot Great Sayings

Life is too long not to be happy.

~Author : Thom Barber Meaningful Sayings

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

~Author : Leonardo DaVinci Wise Quotes

Humility is not disgraceful, and carries no loss of true pride.

~Author : Ernest Hemingway The Old Man and the Sea Motivational Sayings

Daryn 5 months ago

They make a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time!

works 3 months ago

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. Tom Stoppard Popular Quotes

Friendships that have stood the test of time and change are surely best. Joseph Parry Inspirational Sayings

Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no one is safe from it-not you, not me and certainly not our children, because this epidemic has their names written on it. Nancy Davis Reagan Nice Quotes

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. George Bernard Shaw Motivational Sayings

When you come to a road block, take a detour. Mary Kay Ash Meaningful Sayings

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or faraway. Henry David Thoreau Famous Sayings

Remember! Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising toward the heights - then all will seem to reverse itself and start downward. The great fact to remember is that the trend of civilization itself is forever upward, that a line drawn through the middle of the peaks and the valleys of the centuries always has an upward trend. Endicott Peabody Wise Quotes

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Witty Sayings

That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure. Madonna Great Sayings

Creativity is essentially a lonely art. An even lonelier struggle. To some a blessing. To others a curse. It is in reality the ability to reach inside yourself and drag forth from your very soul an idea. Lou Dorfsman Popular Quotes

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. Malcolm Cowley Inspirational Sayings

Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners; it is favorable to fortune, reputation, influence, and usefulness; a little attention and energy will form the habit, so as to make it easy and delightful. Charles Simmons Nice Quotes

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Kurt Vonnegut God Bless You Dr Kevorkian Motivational Sayings

We not only live among men, but there are airy hosts, blessed spectators, sympathetic lookers-on, that see and know and appreciate our thoughts and feelings and acts. Henry Ward Beecher Meaningful Sayings

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. Woody Allen Famous Sayings

I wish they would only take me as I am. Vincent Van Gogh Wise Quotes

I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma: but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest. Sir Winston Churchill Radio speech 1939 Witty Sayings

How vain is learning unless intelligence go with it. Stobaeus Great Sayings

King 4 weeks ago

The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. From Taxi Popular Quotes

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, 'thank you,' that would suffice. Johannes Meister Eckhart Inspirational Sayings

He is as mad as a March hare. Miguel de Cervantes Nice Quotes

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. Bill Cosby Motivational Sayings

There is more learning in the question itself than the answer. Andrew Weremy Meaningful Sayings

Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name or declaring his intention to defeat its latest incarnation, terrorism, just as free men and women of all political persuasions, here and abroad, defeated fascism and communism before. Donald Rumsfeld Ronald Reagan Library and Museum October 10 2003 Famous Sayings

Never despair but if you do, work on in despair. Edmund Burke Wise Quotes

All men have an equal right to the free development of their faculties they have an equal right to the impartial protection of the state but it is not true, it is against all the laws of reason and equity, it is against the eternal nature of things, that the indolent man and the laborious man, the spendthrift and the economist, the imprudent and the wise, should obtain and enjoy an equal amount of goods. Victor Cousin Witty Sayings

More men are killed by overwork than the importance of the world justifies. Rudyard Kipling Great Sayings

Jerry I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok Jerry Maguire Popular Quotes

Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols, or bombs without incurring any penalties. George Bernard Shaw Inspirational Sayings

For aesthetics is the mother of ethics. Were we to choose our leaders on the basis of their reading experience and not their political programs, there would be much less grief on earth. I believe-not empirically, alas, but only theoretically-that for someone who has read a lot of Dickens to shoot his like in the name of an idea is harder than for someone who has read no Dickens. Joseph Brodsky Nice Quotes

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. Anne Tyler Motivational Sayings

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity. James Russell Lowell Meaningful Sayings

Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it. Gloria Swanson Famous Sayings

Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have. Elizabeth Bowen Wise Quotes

It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it. Author Unknown Witty Sayings

I have been like a child walking along the shore line. Quickly discarding one sea shell for another of more outward beauty-- never to know the pearl within! Robert Anthony The Man Who Would Never Be King Great Sayings