FUNNY Hilarious Sayings & Hilarious Quotes
65Hilarious Sayings & FUNNY Quotes
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
~Author : Oscar Levant Hilarious Funny Sayings x
I exist as I am, that is enough.
~Author : Walt Whitman Song of Myself FUNNY Quotes
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche cute funny sayings Quotes
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
~Author : William Shakespeare Hamlet Act 2 scene 2 Great Sayings
Criminal A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
~Author : Howard Scott Meaningful Sayings
Exercise
alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you
also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you
can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.
~Author : James Rippe MD Wise Hilarious Quotes
Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.
~Author : Anne Morrow Lindbergh Motivational Sayings
That's
the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at
home. If you do that honestly, the rest takes care of itself.
~Author : Barbara Hall Famous Quotes
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Hilarious Sayings
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D quotes aint funny at all
Your just not smart enough to understand them.
They have good meanings...but they're not funny...
ill put funny ones on here fro u guys:
-Honk if you love peace and quiet.
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
-When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
-Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.
there u guys, if u would like more, contact me on my facebook page at Natalie Cuthbertson :)
Natalie, your hilarious. Thankyou for finally making me laugh with a sayin because all the "funny" ones up ther were just dumb.
maybe its because im a kid, but this is really not funny. ):
Hardly any of them were funny, but the first one made me smile...does that count?
phsewwwww, dumb
who said im rasist? i hate everybody equally!!!
im not funny i just pull out something the last second
"ahmed gokler" on fb
see, im lame, i cant even spell racist.
I am smart enough to understand .... that these are not funny. To me funny means LOL. The comments made me LOL not the quotes, understanding them does not make them funny.
dis is soo NOT funny...its lame!!
If at first you don't succeed,...suck again!!
It must be ur ages, because I though they were funny! God job, keep it up and hold ur chin up, you've got talented. haters will always be out there =)
borin
stand up comedy messed up my sense of humour!o this staf is way below my radar!!! T-Underdog explains it well!
Dangit! Why do strangers have the best candy!!!??
this aint funny,try o be more creative
not funny at all
if you think its funny, you have too much sense of humor.
stupid.
No offense but they're not funny at ALL!
*If you die in an Elevator be sure to press the UP button!
Yea, that might bring some ha's or not, whateva!
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously didnt try to push a door tht say pull!
Natalie's were good(: I took one!
I believe that this website does not show the real softness and durability of the toilet paper.
EH dats sooo nt funny at..all
I think the shittest one was this one... and "Potty Mouth" sucks just as much as their joke did. :)
Potty Mouth 88 2 months ago
No offense but they're not funny at ALL!
*If you die in an Elevator be sure to press the UP button!
Yea, that might bring some ha's or not, whateva!
2 all d pple hu posted on dis u guys are soooooooooooo cool . my love to you
hey guys...at least its somebody's mind's creativity...don't critisize if you cant do that...and stop claiming somebody elses jokes too...
jesus is my world but m scared for the rapture.
anonymous 23 months ago
this is so stupid